You know, every so often I question my life choices of living such a long commute from my actual job and then I remember being closer would mean moving to the City.

One of my work friends is having a house warming next week and I'm pretty sure Rice Cooker has already been taken from their wish list.

When did I become the person looking at novelty towels? I may be wrong but chicken puns do not say 'badass mutant soldier' to me.

They’re often ignored, and almost always due to the problems of the listener.

World could use a little more listening and a lot less bullshit

https://youtu.be/RHo0pHo8dao?si=sySgVZ-NtHIikY38

Shane woke up. I won't be around for awhile.

If having to take things a little slower has done anything for me lately. It’s at least given me time to catch up on TikTok.

Have a beautiful moment on me:

Watch more content recommended just for you. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF2yQy7U/

Pretty sure that’s what we’re currently living in.

Every so often I wonder if all the older people were just on a massive amount of drugs in the nineties and then I see old YouTube videos and I’m convinced they were:

Old people. Explain!

https://youtu.be/FbYtASAakAI

So, how much are we allowed to change our suite rooms here?

Because I really want to build this bedroom I saw on Pinterest but I don’t want to do all the leg work if I need to keep everything pristine so when I leave whoever can just move in

Anyway! This is what I’m thinking:

https://pin.it/2FurzZi

I could do most of it with furniture but I really want that roof look too and that’s going to need bulkheads or lowered ceilings or something.

Why does this exist?

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRwxWp24/

This should go without saying but if any of you even think of dressing up in cultural clothing that is not your culture for Halloween there will not be a court in the land capable of convicting me for what I’ll do to you

(This comment brought to you by the absolute idiocy I’m already seeing elsewhere)

In better news, one of the guys from the swing group has a TikTok! Isn’t he cute?

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRXoKyW2/

Do you think if I asked them nicely they’d send me some seeds to plant?

I’m pretty sure the soil here would support native peach trees

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/navajo-peaches