Really?

[xp_echo]

You just let people muck around with dangerous machines in your basement? How have you people not been shut down by the Government yet?

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[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hands down, absolutely, no questions asked, in a heartbeat. Yes.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

But would you believe it?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Not in a million years, absolutely not, negatory, nope, nada. No.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

See what I mean?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Wait, were you asking if I'd believe you if you lied to me? Because that is no.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Such distrust.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Well, you're kind of snarky and sarcastic, I sort of assume everything is a lie until proven different with some kind of sincerity or... something. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I win.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I refuse to capitulate!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

It's okay, we'll get you a fuzzy old man blanket and a rocking chair to sit in.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Get off my lawn!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Poor Clint, so out maneuvered by a fourteen year old. Lucky for you I'm not a mean person. I'll even let you have some of this pizza I found.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Where'd you find it? Also, I've had enough Chinese today to sink a boat, so I'll pass. But thank you, I do actually appreciate the offer.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Some guy delivered it. I figured since I answered the door, I get the pizza. It's nice too - perfect ratio of cheese to base.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's harsh. You totally bogarted somebody's pizza!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Not all of them! I left the rest in the kitchen. I just took the cheese pizza as pickup tax.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Somebody in the mansion is lamenting the lack of their cheese pizza right now. Or getting pissy with the pizza place.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I'm teaching them a valuable lesson in economics.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You said you weren't mean!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm so generous and kind that I'm saving them from a life of heartache and missing pizza.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

This is that sarcasm thing I was talking about! Web of lies!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll put the pizza back in the kitchen - minus the two slices I already ate.

You are a bad influence on my impressionable young mind.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yay honesty and stuff!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Yeah but now I have nothing to eat and I'm hungry.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You're so sad. Go back to the kitchen and eat like three more slices of that cheese pizza. Just don't disappear with the whole box.