I need help

[xp_echo]

I need weapons that are non-lethal. Something I can knock people out with even if they have a healing factor that isn't going to kill them.

Discuss.

Comments

[xp_artie]

Okay, Kyle is good - like, hella good at what he does - but he has like two feet of height and 250 pounds on you and fights like he'll be able to heal from what happens.

You also need to be working with someone who is small, because we can't fight the way he does and no matter how well he trains you, some of that bias is going to come through. (No offence.)

Talk to me, to Doug, to Natasha, to Felica or someone. People with powers that don't lead to fighting and no physical advantages.

[xp_wildchild]

I love that in your head Maya is 4'4" and 17 pounds.

(artie's right, you need to spar people with different sizes, ima just ALSO put you through the shit Gar put me through)

[xp_artie]

I mean, more, you're about seven foot nine or something, not that she's (literally) pocket sized any more.

But also, you fight like a man who fundamentally believes that fingers regrow.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean kinda. Gar put me through a bunch of shit where if I got hurt he'd make me do shitty boring cardio I hated so Kiiiiiiinda but also yeah, you're not wrong there's only so much negative reinforcement you can do.

but Maya still needs to learn how to fight guys like me.

(I mean I assume you can fight a guy like me but you're like. I just assume you'd shoot me in the face)

[xp_artie]

I'd shoot you in the face from a long, long way away, yes. and then probably in the knees or something.

Good point, though. He did make you do all of that, I just know what powers based biases are like. You can;t outtrain them.

[xp_echo]

Artie, I’m 5’9” and 125lbs. I know that adults see us the same as when we actually arrive in their sight the first time but I’m not short or small.

[xp_wildchild]

Wait you're not 16 and five two and signing "fuck you white boy" at me every time we're in the same space?

THE PASSAGE OF TIME IS A WONDEROUS AND TERRIBLE THING.

[xp_artie]

you are standing next to kyle

[xp_echo]

Yeah, but he’s the reason people still believe in Big Foot