Everybody in this is a human unless I say otherwise.
Big Parent Energy/Would Fight God: Saru is a Kelpian who is a commander who is Captain of the Discovery. He's an alien. He's played by Doug Jones. He's got a big bald alien head and kind of looks like a naked mole rat.
Big Parent Energy/Cracker Barrel Arson Charge: Jett Reno (FUCK she has a cool name). She an engineer. She's played by Tig Notoro. She is a middle aged white lady, has shortish brown and grey hair. She looks like she will take no shit from you.
Big Parent Energy/"watch how many tater tots I can fit in my mouth": Paul Stamets. He's a mushroom scientist. He looks like he's about to tell a bad dad joke. He's a white dude, wikipedia says he's gay and married to the next dude in this list, he has kind of blond red hair, and he's played by the dude who played the journalist dude in Rent.
Big Parent Energy/Can & Will Touch You with their Cold Hands When you Least Expect: Dr. Hugh Culber: He's the doctor on the Discovery, he' married to the mushroom scientist. He's a Latino dude with dark short hair with a little bit of grey hair, and a goatee in a white doctororing outfit. He looks like he will take no shit from you, but also will put his Star Trek Doctoring Stuff in the freezer to fuck with you.
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Date: 2021-05-11 11:50 pm (UTC)Big Parent Energy/Would Fight God: Saru is a Kelpian who is a commander who is Captain of the Discovery. He's an alien. He's played by Doug Jones. He's got a big bald alien head and kind of looks like a naked mole rat.
Big Parent Energy/Cracker Barrel Arson Charge: Jett Reno (FUCK she has a cool name). She an engineer. She's played by Tig Notoro. She is a middle aged white lady, has shortish brown and grey hair. She looks like she will take no shit from you.
Big Parent Energy/"watch how many tater tots I can fit in my mouth": Paul Stamets. He's a mushroom scientist. He looks like he's about to tell a bad dad joke. He's a white dude, wikipedia says he's gay and married to the next dude in this list, he has kind of blond red hair, and he's played by the dude who played the journalist dude in Rent.
Big Parent Energy/Can & Will Touch You with their Cold Hands When you Least Expect: Dr. Hugh Culber: He's the doctor on the Discovery, he' married to the mushroom scientist. He's a Latino dude with dark short hair with a little bit of grey hair, and a goatee in a white doctororing outfit. He looks like he will take no shit from you, but also will put his Star Trek Doctoring Stuff in the freezer to fuck with you.