Why are adults so stupid and other memes.

[xp_echo]

Well, I lie. I don’t really care about whatever the hell it is got you all testy but! I have an Australian friend sending me squeezy Vegemite.

Kyle! Topaz! Tell me you’ll taste this stuff with me?

I don’t want to be alone in my horror.

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[xp_daytripper]

Everyone knows Vegemite is shite.

Marmite. That's the way to go.

[xp_echo]

I have never had marmite. Do you have any?

[xp_daytripper]

I'll pop over to London and grab some for you on my lunchbreak.

(No, I'm not being sarcastic, I'll actually go do that. Teleporting, even the way I do it, can be handy)

[xp_echo]

Can you teleport others like Clarice or is this a you only thing? How much can you take with you when you come back? (She asks innocently with absolutely no ulteria motives. )

[xp_daytripper]

It's an "only me" thing, It's kind of hard to explain, but I draw my magic from cities, and in turn they'll... well, swallow me up and spit me out in another city. So I can go to NYC and ask for a lift to London and I wind up there. Needless to say, it's not exactly possible to take anyone with me. Apparently it's hard on the mind, seeing through the 'eyes' of a non-living entity.

I can carry about a duffel bag's worth of weapons and explosives... so I guess as long as I can (barely) lift it, I can teleport with it. I haven't really tried testing the limits. Getting stuck inside a city is NOT something I want to repeat.

[xp_echo]

Huh. I mean, I can ‘feel’ buildings and places a lot of people have been but I didn’t realise cities were similar. It’s never really been something I really looking into given GrandDad’s the magic user in the family.

So can you get to every city or just the ones you’ve been to?