Why are adults so stupid and other memes.

[xp_echo]

Well, I lie. I don’t really care about whatever the hell it is got you all testy but! I have an Australian friend sending me squeezy Vegemite.

Kyle! Topaz! Tell me you’ll taste this stuff with me?

I don’t want to be alone in my horror.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Dude I literally spent all day substitute teaching freshmen English and wearing an image inducer, I'm at Harry's, cause Ima be doing this all next week too. Grab me in the AM or I won't be here.

[xp_echo]

Why are you being a responsible adult when I need you here to make faces with me?

Fine, I will accost you are the truly stupid hour you wake up at tomorrow.

[xp_wildchild]

damn right you will if I'm gonna eat weird australian beer waste garbage AGAIN you're gonna jog the lake path

[xp_echo]

Why do I sense you laughed your damn ass off when I joined the X-men? Fine, I’ll go on your weird too stupid early in the morning run with you.

I refuse to do push ups though.

[xp_daytripper]

Everyone knows Vegemite is shite.

Marmite. That's the way to go.

[xp_echo]

I have never had marmite. Do you have any?

[xp_daytripper]

I'll pop over to London and grab some for you on my lunchbreak.

(No, I'm not being sarcastic, I'll actually go do that. Teleporting, even the way I do it, can be handy)

[xp_echo]

Can you teleport others like Clarice or is this a you only thing? How much can you take with you when you come back? (She asks innocently with absolutely no ulteria motives. )

[xp_daytripper]

It's an "only me" thing, It's kind of hard to explain, but I draw my magic from cities, and in turn they'll... well, swallow me up and spit me out in another city. So I can go to NYC and ask for a lift to London and I wind up there. Needless to say, it's not exactly possible to take anyone with me. Apparently it's hard on the mind, seeing through the 'eyes' of a non-living entity.

I can carry about a duffel bag's worth of weapons and explosives... so I guess as long as I can (barely) lift it, I can teleport with it. I haven't really tried testing the limits. Getting stuck inside a city is NOT something I want to repeat.

[xp_echo]

Huh. I mean, I can ‘feel’ buildings and places a lot of people have been but I didn’t realise cities were similar. It’s never really been something I really looking into given GrandDad’s the magic user in the family.

So can you get to every city or just the ones you’ve been to?

[xp_topaz]

Wait why am I being singled out to suffer with you?

[xp_echo]

Because you're my friend and thus I have to make you suffer. It's part of the friend code.