I can't believe you trolled me. Me! I'm so ashamed I didn't catch it. Touche.
Ironically does have good word feel, I admit.
I think I'm a little young to marry anyone. At least, I'm pretty sure that sort of thing has to wait till I'm eighteen at least. Maybe Garrison can adopt me. Everyone should have a smol angry American.
With parental permission, I think it is legal. But it has never been a problem for me, so I do not know for sure. Yes, ask the law enforcement agent, he should know these things. But perhaps you could seek asylum.
Is that a 'No, because I was deeply damaged by someone I loved and am now incapable of even thinking about it' or a 'No, I do not know what this human emotion you call love means.' or a 'No, my name is Warren Worthington and I have yet to find someone as perfect as I am.' Ooooor, is it 'No, I just haven't thought about it before'.
I could probably make up some even wilder ones if you like. 'No, I'm actually an alien and thus incompatible with human anatomy.'
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Date: 2016-11-06 02:15 am (UTC)Ironically does have good word feel, I admit.
I think I'm a little young to marry anyone. At least, I'm pretty sure that sort of thing has to wait till I'm eighteen at least. Maybe Garrison can adopt me. Everyone should have a smol angry American.
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Date: 2016-11-06 02:27 am (UTC)Ironically is used very wrong often.
With parental permission, I think it is legal. But it has never been a problem for me, so I do not know for sure. Yes, ask the law enforcement agent, he should know these things. But perhaps you could seek asylum.
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Date: 2016-11-06 02:46 am (UTC)Alanis Morissette is famous for it.
You've never wanted to marry anybody?
He's actually pretty cool. Which is surprising because most cops are assholes.
I would, but I'd probably feel like a garbage person for fleeing the country when other people can't.
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Date: 2016-11-06 02:49 am (UTC)No.
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Date: 2016-11-06 02:54 am (UTC)Is that a 'No, because I was deeply damaged by someone I loved and am now incapable of even thinking about it' or a 'No, I do not know what this human emotion you call love means.' or a 'No, my name is Warren Worthington and I have yet to find someone as perfect as I am.' Ooooor, is it 'No, I just haven't thought about it before'.
I could probably make up some even wilder ones if you like. 'No, I'm actually an alien and thus incompatible with human anatomy.'
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Date: 2016-11-06 03:07 am (UTC)Awkward Subject Change: Did you know we have foxes?
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