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You probably want to use scare quotes or something, sarcasm doesn't always work in text.

Frankly, I find your commentary on my use of frankly, frankly insulting. *grins* Besides, it could be so much worse. I could start adding 'Actually' to the start of all sentences.

I hate you and your extremely attractive and well meaning Prime Minister (Can I move to Canada if Trump wins?)

But it got such an interesting response.

Or 'literally.' Or 'ironically.' Those are very misused words in English.

Marry a Canadien.

I can't believe you trolled me. Me! I'm so ashamed I didn't catch it. Touche.

Ironically does have good word feel, I admit.

I think I'm a little young to marry anyone. At least, I'm pretty sure that sort of thing has to wait till I'm eighteen at least. Maybe Garrison can adopt me. Everyone should have a smol angry American.

I am very proud of myself.

Ironically is used very wrong often.

With parental permission, I think it is legal. But it has never been a problem for me, so I do not know for sure. Yes, ask the law enforcement agent, he should know these things. But perhaps you could seek asylum.

You should be. I'm difficult to troll.

Alanis Morissette is famous for it.

You've never wanted to marry anybody?

He's actually pretty cool. Which is surprising because most cops are assholes.

I would, but I'd probably feel like a garbage person for fleeing the country when other people can't.

Alanis Morissette is the reason the word is so widely misused. That entire song is unfortunate.

No.

Poor lady was just trying to make a hipster song.

Is that a 'No, because I was deeply damaged by someone I loved and am now incapable of even thinking about it' or a 'No, I do not know what this human emotion you call love means.' or a 'No, my name is Warren Worthington and I have yet to find someone as perfect as I am.' Ooooor, is it 'No, I just haven't thought about it before'.

I could probably make up some even wilder ones if you like. 'No, I'm actually an alien and thus incompatible with human anatomy.'

It is simply a 'no, I have never wanted to get married.'

Fair enough.

Awkward Subject Change: Did you know we have foxes?

Do we?

We do. In the woods. I don't know if she has babies but I tracked a vixen fairly far into the woods the other day.

Congratulations.

I am beyond awesome, thank you.

You're welcome.