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Wait, were you asking if I'd believe you if you lied to me? Because that is no.
Well, you're kind of snarky and sarcastic, I sort of assume everything is a lie until proven different with some kind of sincerity or... something. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
It's okay, we'll get you a fuzzy old man blanket and a rocking chair to sit in.
Poor Clint, so out maneuvered by a fourteen year old. Lucky for you I'm not a mean person. I'll even let you have some of this pizza I found.
Where'd you find it? Also, I've had enough Chinese today to sink a boat, so I'll pass. But thank you, I do actually appreciate the offer.
Some guy delivered it. I figured since I answered the door, I get the pizza. It's nice too - perfect ratio of cheese to base.
Aw, that's harsh. You totally bogarted somebody's pizza!
Not all of them! I left the rest in the kitchen. I just took the cheese pizza as pickup tax.
Somebody in the mansion is lamenting the lack of their cheese pizza right now. Or getting pissy with the pizza place.
I'm teaching them a valuable lesson in economics.
It's because I'm so generous and kind that I'm saving them from a life of heartache and missing pizza.
This is that sarcasm thing I was talking about! Web of lies!
Fine, I'll put the pizza back in the kitchen - minus the two slices I already ate.
You are a bad influence on my impressionable young mind.
You are a bad influence on my impressionable young mind.
Yeah but now I have nothing to eat and I'm hungry.
You're so sad. Go back to the kitchen and eat like three more slices of that cheese pizza. Just don't disappear with the whole box.
*popcorn*
how did I miss this?!
how did I miss this?!
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