Do I want to know?

[xp_echo]

Who is Nora? Did Kevin get a girlfriend when I wasn’t looking? Considering how old he is I’m surprised he hasn’t had a heart attack with a girlfriend like that.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

LMAO. Hon, I hate to break it to you but Kevin could probably go 12/12 with the Playboy covers at the same time without breaking a sweat.

[xp_echo]

On the one hand, branding says I need to continue to see him as decrepitly ancient, on the other, I’m low-key impressed.

[xp_darcy]

Whatever helps you sleep at night. :)

[xp_echo]

Stop making me think of old people having sex! I’ll have trauma!

[xp_darcy]

You can't dump this on me, you were speculating on heart attack status. I'm just.. giving you a clearer picture. Go read some saucy fiction or something to dump it out of your brain.

[xp_echo]

I do not feel like I should have to deal with the consequences of my own actions, Darcy!

[xp_darcy]

I could be worse, if you'd like. 😇

[xp_changeling]

I should have started that rumour. It's not like any of you know any Playmates from the 70s to check.

[xp_darcy]

Wasn't that the decade with Darine Stern? And uh.. shit, the Playmate that got murdered by her shitty husband like not even a year later? I'd like, half believe you.

[xp_echo]

You know the Internet exists right?

[xp_changeling]

No, I've managed to work in high level intelligence for the last couple of decades using mostly telegraphs and the Pony Express.

[xp_echo]

Can I be you when I grow up? That was awesome

[xp_tarot]

We have spoken about the birds. I am not allowing homing pigeons.