I think I’m going to puke

[xp_echo]

I’m a rich person. I’ll pay close to $3000 to look like I bought my latest clothes at target

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-au/hybrid-shirt-pants-dirty-dark-blue-657616TJW594915.html

Would it be a crime to hit them really hard with a bat?

I won’t even maim them permanently. I just want to hit them like a piñata and see how many coins drop.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Yo I literally have those jeans and that shirt in my laundry bin right now. I'll sell them to some idiot for only 2000 dollars.

[xp_echo]

I’m pretty sure Clarice could sew up some fake labels or something. We could definitely sell them to some trust fund kid.

[xp_blink]

totally can