I think I’m going to puke

[xp_echo]

I’m a rich person. I’ll pay close to $3000 to look like I bought my latest clothes at target

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-au/hybrid-shirt-pants-dirty-dark-blue-657616TJW594915.html

Would it be a crime to hit them really hard with a bat?

I won’t even maim them permanently. I just want to hit them like a piñata and see how many coins drop.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Yo I literally have those jeans and that shirt in my laundry bin right now. I'll sell them to some idiot for only 2000 dollars.

[xp_echo]

I’m pretty sure Clarice could sew up some fake labels or something. We could definitely sell them to some trust fund kid.

[xp_blink]

totally can

[xp_darcy]

Hell, probably a little before your time but this looks like someone watched that Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold!" and got inspired.

Some of their handbags are nice, but there's other brands I'd want to purchase at that sort of price.

[xp_echo]

I think what makes me so angry is I know people to who $1000 is a fortune and I’m just baffled at how shitty this world is sometimes.

Why haven’t we eaten the rich yet?

[xp_darcy]

Because they're made of fat, gristle, and spite and it tastes nasty.

[xp_blink]

to be fair...Target has heckin' awesome clothes.

for much better pricing.