Is this thing on?

[xp_echo]

So...Hi.

I'm Maya. Looks like I'm stuck here for awhile, and they told me I should introduce myself.

I'm deaf, by the way. So, you know, try to get my attention in ways other then just talking at me if you want me to actually interact with you.

I'm told I'm going to be in guest accommodation till we get the results of the gene test back, although I'm told the likelihood of me not being a mutant is pretty low.

No idea how long that takes so you should probably get used to me being around.

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Do you get sick a lot?

They like to science there. They don't like to experiment on people that I've noticed.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I am gifted with great genes and do not get sick often. Shi'choo would say it's cause the spirits like me but I figure they're busy enough without looking after me.

So, giant death robots then?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Shichoo? My text program doesn't like that word

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Grandfather - your text program was probably written by some nerdy white guy. They don't tend to have settings for things like Cheyenne.

My Dad's Dad specifically.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

white and nerdy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw)

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You've been holding onto that video for awhile, haven't you?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

hell yeah!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or face palm. Is your brother this weird?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

oh, I'm the normal one.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

That's a baldfaced lie, right there. Matt isn't the normalist anything. He's a extra special snowflake.

I'm the brother, by the way. Clint Barton, at your service. Or something like that.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Nice. At least you've got looks I suppose? What with his special snowflakeness and all.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I think. I'm going to go find food and then probably disappear into a lab now.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

What exactly are you doing in the lab? Also, what is with the food obsession around here? Rahne was talking about the always full fridge before.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Well, see, there's this thing people have called stomachs. Stomachs like having food in them. So when my stomach rumbles to tell me its hungry, I eat.

Also, I'm poking a thing with a stick. Not really.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Sure about that? I figured you just shoved it up your ass. The more you know.

You probably shouldn't poke things with sticks. They don't like it.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I think, first thing's first, someone needs to teach you about anatomy and basic bodily functions. I'm now very concerned about your habits re: food and cleanliness.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I eat just fine. With a knife and fork even. You're the one talking about stomachs like their some kind of new invention.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You're the one who was wondering what was up with all the talk about food, malyutka. Far be it from me to keep you from learning new and interesting things about your digestive tract.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you just called me...Have you and the purple girl been sampling the medlab supplies or something? This level of oblivious cheerfulness can't be healthy.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

The general translation is something like 'moppet' because you're just so cute when you're trying to be all surly. It's like a growly, bitey puppy. Fierce, yet adorbs.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I hate you so much right now.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

'Hate' is such a strong word.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

1). endorphin's make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands. they just don't. .

2). how do you feel about glitter?

3). do you like fencing?

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

1) I can't even

2) hate it

3) I could be convinced to learn.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you don't like Legally Blonde?

not cool, yo.

uh huh.