Sex Education

[xp_echo]

I feel like I would be much happier reading this book then the stuff they tried to get us to read in eighth grade.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

Ah yes, the "masturbation will make your palms hairy and you'll turn into a furry creature of the night" edition.

Or you could just go to Scarleteen, which is accurate and not totally traumatizing!

[xp_wildchild]

I mean
I'm more like a creature of the 5am 10k?

[xp_cypher]

kyle why

[xp_wildchild]

Cause if more adults owned up to this shit there'd be way less teenagers freaked out that they're gonna go to hell for getting off

[xp_cypher]

i meant the running at 5am brotato chip

given where i hang out i am hella not gonna sex-shame anyone

[xp_wildchild]

What's wrong with a 5am jog? I mean what the hell are you doing at 5am?

[xp_cypher]

putting hair on my palms

really, these days, sleeping because of my stupid blood

[xp_echo]

I can see my next therapy session now.

'Hi Mr Haller. My designated adult type person traumatized my delicate teenage mind by informing me that he masturbated so much that his hands grew weird hair.'

[xp_wildchild]

Yo all I teach you is parkour and how to hiptoss people I am not anyone's designated adult type person

[xp_echo]

Poor Kyle, freaked out by a series of words. Teacher, designated adult type person for a series of hours. What’s the big deal?

[xp_wildchild]

One's a giver of facts and lessons and the other one's a Long Term Responsible Party and I want none of that

[xp_echo]

How about you tell me how you really feel. Fuck off then. Not like I need any of you anyhow.

[xp_wildchild]

MLopes, you're doing the thing again where you are like, assuming the worst outta people doing their best. You're a good kid, I like teaching you, but you got parents and are practically not a kid anymore. You don't need any more Permanent Adult In Charge Of Your Shit, you need teachers and mentors.

[xp_echo]

I didn’t _mean_ it that way. My Dad does just fine. I meant mentor type person and you freaked the fuck out on me. It was a joke anyhow.

[xp_wildchild]

Well, in that case totes my bad for reading it the wrong way. Can I make it up to you with ...

hold on I gotta go check the fridge

[xp_wildchild]

I got pizza or beef noodles otherwise ima have to buy you donuts or apology brownies or something

[xp_echo]

Pizza is good.

[xp_darcy]

Spiders Kyle, who lives in daylight and does 5am 10k runs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[xp_wildchild]

tbf a 10k for me is like a 3k for everyone else, I run fast and sometimes I use more than my feets

[xp_darcy]

thinking about running a 10k makes my boobs hurt

[xp_echo]

Scarleteen is my go to.