Relationship advice

[xp_echo]

Because none of you have killed each other yet, so that's got to be a bonus.


Do guys care if you ask them out first?

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[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, we care.

CAUSE WE LIKE IT.

for reals Mlopes, it's 2019, who the eff is telling you bullshit like women can't ask dudes out? You should def stomp on their feet.

I mean don't do that it's probably assault and will get you suspended in your senior year and you totes have a aggression problem but also totes stomp on their metaphorical feet

[xp_banshee]

It worked for me with this one. Also, hello. Lovely to meet you. If a person gets bent because you asked them out first, they might have bigger problems than antiquated notions of propriety.

[xp_wildchild]

:P

T, Buzzfeed has a quiz about chip shop order and it said I was 25 and in my best relationship so far and I didn't even cheat on it.

I mean I didn't actually gaf about the kind of fish and I dunno what a saveloy is (it looks like a hot sausage) but heeey.

[xp_banshee]

Well, I've just taken it and it says I'm thirty and still single, though not for long... I like yours, better.

Also, haddock is the superior fish, though cod's more traditional, I suppose.

Is there anywhere local that does proper fish and chips? If not, I could make some to share for dinner.

[xp_echo]

Hi. Don’t believe anything he says about me.

[xp_banshee]

Now I have to ask him about you, of course.

[xp_echo]

I keep the people around here honest. Without me they wouldn’t know who to be angry at.

[xp_banshee]

Looking at the bright side of things, I see.

[xp_echo]

Possibly. I mean, it’s that or go back to brooding in the roof and most of the time that place is packed.

[xp_echo]

Good response. Although, Mlopes? Really? You couldn’t use something like Ace or Slugger?

[xp_wildchild]

I could but I'm not gonna.

[xp_echo]

You exist just to frustrate and make me do chin ups, don’t you?

[xp_darcy]

Any dude that gets bent out of shape if you ask them out first is probably not a dude you'll actually enjoy dating?

[xp_echo]

True.

[xp_eriment]

right? but the person who asks out first also has to pay, so make sure you got the cash if you do

[xp_darcy]

oooh yeah true. if you do the ask, be prepared to pay. they may say no or want to split, but make sure you can. and if you can't, ask up front about going dutch.

[xp_cypher]

the darcy speaks sooth

[xp_bevatron]

If they did, how would us gay men ever get anything done?