I think I’m going to puke

I’m a rich person. I’ll pay close to $3000 to look like I bought my latest clothes at target

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-au/hybrid-shirt-pants-dirty-dark-blue-657616TJW594915.html

Would it be a crime to hit them really hard with a bat?

I won’t even maim them permanently. I just want to hit them like a piñata and see how many coins drop.