I need an adult

[xp_echo]

There's a protest on the weekend I want to go to but since I'm still a minor and Wade's busy I need an adult to take me. Any volunteers?

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[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I...You know, I'm pretty sure I could find my baby pictures if you really want to do this. You have to wear a pussy hat though..

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

"You have to wear a pussy hat" she says like that's somehow going to stop us.

Well, I guess now's as good a time as any to say this: Arthur Centino, will you marry me? I think it's time I make an honest man out of you

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I will plan this fake wedding and your fake wedding shower and your fake bachelors parties.

Do you prefer white cake or are you a real person and not a robot and prefer chocolate as all real not robot people do?

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

Chocolate, obvs. I'm a real boy

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

Well gosh, Mr. Summers. An honest man? Or is that an honest fake man.

I do. Given L's permission.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

I see, you'll hook up with anyone but me. Fuck you.

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

Next time a case requires us to go undercover, I will be your fake husband

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should be upset, offended, or amused.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Should remind you, I don't like sharing.

[xp-havok.livejournal.com]

Everyone just wants to be faked married to me, babe. I can't help it