In today's 'people are stupid'

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[xp_daytripper]

Good thing you have as much chance of raising a demon with a ouija board as you do with a drink coaster.

Actually, a drink coaster works better than one of these things. But I didn't say that.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

If anyone can figure out how to summon a demon with a ouija board or a coaster, it'll be Stephen and Clea.

I'm calling "not it" on dealing with it right now

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

On the other hand I believe armed with the right chemical incentive I could predict at least one sports game outcome with this.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Getting you stoned and recording the results for Science would be unethical, right?

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I posted because 1. Tacky as heck. 2. People are stupid. 3. All the 'Girl's need pink stuff!' makes me want to vomit.

And I sense a story. Do I get to hear it, or are my impressionable young ears too innocent?

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

For when you only want to summon the prettiest, most sparkly princess demons and ghosts ever.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

PLease don't even oke about it. THe other secret paramilitary group leaders would laugh themselves to their graves at our super secret bi monthly meet ups if we ended up having to fend of an invasion of pink sparkly princess demons...I jsut tempted fate didn't I.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

...Well, eventually this will all be my fault.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there aren't any. Although, I'm sure with this wondrous, violently pink device we could ask.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

This would be way better if it came in ectoplasm green.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

They are missing out on a big movie tie-in opportunity.

[xp-clea.livejournal.com]

Pink? Really? Why not purple? Or green? Or maybe even yellow?

I am kidding. This seems like a bad idea.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

This is what I said.

You can't summon anything with one of these.

I mean, okay - you can use household objects in rituals, I've seen my Granddad do it but no self-respecting spirit is going to talk to anyone through one of those things.

Might as well just go to one of those weird spiritualist shows and expect to hear something that isn't complete bull.