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GUESS WHAT WHOLE MILK BITCH HAS A LINE ON TICKETS FOR CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL

At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time to ~~the devil~~ the fucking grind of helping with youth theater

xp_catseye

I have decided that no one in GenX is allowed to use their powers until and unless they can be adequately explained in a Powerpoint.

If I'm going to spend forty minutes coaxing my sons from behind a refrigerator because the vacuum cleaner came to life and went on an unmanned rampage I'm owed something more than "I just make weird things happen."

Billy Kaplan, you may expect their therapy bill.

xp_wiccan

Sorry about yesterday. It won't happen again.

I don't even know how I did it. My powers shouldn't work like that. I just make weird things happen, but this was like REALLY weird.

Anyway, sorry.