Sometimes I amuse myself by asking the Salvation Army people uncomfortable questions about their religious views.

I mean, if they want money from me, surely they should be willing to answer a few simple questions.

(Of course, I never actually _give_ them money. But they don't know that. )

If my boss were to give me a certain set of small, fuzzy creatures to look after. Would crowd sourcing said 'looking after' be considered 'Using my own initiative' or would it be 'Being lazy for the sake of it'.

I mean, they're cute but they're also escape artists and I've already rescued Lorna from one of the mansion cats at least twice.

(I need hamster balls. )

Found this today.

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.” - Ursula LeGuinn


Conversation between myself and some other students in AP English class.

I was incredibly restrained this week.

When did that happen? I'm seventeen tomorrow. I think that means I can get my driving license now, right?

Loudly

How does anyone justify cancelling Brooklyn Nine-Nine when Big Bang Theory has been renewed for another two seasons?

I am literally about to flip a table. (It's a side table, calm your nerves.)

I am never playing VR games ever again. This was insane.