I like to call it ‘Whitey in Space’

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In honor of a Billionaire making it to the edge of space. If only they’d kept going right into the Sun.

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Seems a bit ridiculous, doesn't it? All that money for a few seconds of weightlessness. Could've put it somewhere more useful. I've opinions on taxing the absurdly wealthy, though.

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Compost the rich?

[xp_darcy]

Boomers: decide visiting the moon first is pinnacle of flight, continues voting in people that slash NASAs budget, award billionaires giant space delivery contracts.

Billionaires: WEE JOY RIDE TO NEAR THE ATMOSPHERE CARBON DUMP BABEY WOOOO

In conclusion: the only billionaire that can stay is the former Ms. Bezos, who is giving her half of the billions away to charitable initiative (I do Have Suggestions if she’s taking them, though)

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Into the sun is more satisfying.

Out of the solar system at a right angle to the ecliptic is less delta-vee.

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Oh. I have some _very_ strong opinions on how Billionaires shouldn't exist if we want a just society.

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I'm sure we could make a really good garden out the back. (I mean, we live in a mansion and the bald guy is paying for my food and a roof over my head so I can't exactly throw stones but still. )

We have damn stables and horses. Just, yeah.

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Yes! Ms. Bezos knows where it's at. There's so much that needs to be done and so few people and funds to do it with.

Our entire system needs to change.

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Look at you, conserving energy. I'll pay this one, but only this time.

Knowing Billionaires they'd probably hit the sun and it would turn into some giant world-eating Dragon.

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There's also Abigail Disney, who donates most of her money and supports taxing the rich. Best thing to come out of the House of Mouse.

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foggy keeps singing that old song "what goes up, must come down, spinning wheels, got to go round..."

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And then it might cram Clarice into its shorty shorts like the last one.

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Well, I’m confused and concerned

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don't be. despite being waaaaaay too close to dragon wang, we took care of it.

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you know, repression doesn't work WHEN YOU KEEP MENTIONING IT