Porgs?

[xp_echo]

So...Am I crazy or did I just see an animated Porg in the library? I mean, does that mean the salt foxes are around too? Because I'm willing to sell my left kidney for one of those, or possibly those fox horse things.

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[xp_strange]

It wasn't me!

I just feel the urge to tell everyone that...although I would love a pet Porg...say does anyone have a stuffed animal Porg they don't want?

[xp_topaz]

They're library security since people insist on destroying the place over and over.

Stephen, no.

[xp_echo]

Why do you hate fun so much? Porgs!!

[xp_echo]

Yes, but what if it was you and you don't remember? (DunDAH!)

Does this mean you'll make me one?

[xp_topaz]

I don't hate fun, I hate Amanda giving me grief because Stephen gets ideas from me to bring things to life and then everything goes horribly wrong because neither of us actually know what we're doing.

Although I've kept everything tied to the library pretty well so far.

[xp_echo]

So what I hear you saying is that I should immediately ask Stephen to make me a salt fox minion.

You're the best!

[xp_topaz]

Do you think if I move somewhere remote and change my name, I'll be able to restart my life away from all this?

[xp_darcy]

Who will I drink tea with and contemplate horrible fates for our friends if you run away??????

Nobody, that's who. I need your ridiculous cat and book loving self in my life, Topaz.

[xp_topaz]

It might be a matter of life or death. As sad as it is to abandon you, I enjoy living most of the time

[xp_echo]

Wouldn't work. I could track you down. (I here meaning, I hire my Dad to track you down)

[xp_topaz]

Eh, I didn't have a good idea for an alias anyways. And running away sounds like too much trouble.

Barricade myself in the library with an army of porgs?

[xp_darcy]

I will protect you from the things that go bump in the library. Or let you loose on them. Depends on the thing going bump, really.

[xp_daytripper]

I think I've pretty much given up. Witches gunna witch, or something. But like I said, you're responsible for getting Steve out of any mess he gets into as a result.

[xp_topaz]

I think I've figured out how to keep things under control, though. I tried again with a chess set the other day and everything stayed on the board. They didn't listen to me and they ran around trying to kill each other, but they stayed on the board.

I've accepted that it's my fate in life to bail Stephen out when he gets in trouble. Karma and all that.

[xp_strange]

You say no, but What you really mean is that's a great idea.

[xp_topaz]

You're my punishment for my teenage years.

[xp_strange]

I just had a horrible thought...what'll happen to me when I get punished for...nah never happen. So...tell me more stories about your teenage years? Any trips to Narnia...I could totally enchant a wardrobe to take you there.

[xp_topaz]

My teenage years were rife with bad decisions.

Please don't enchant any wardrobes. We'd probably end up in the Upside Down.

[xp_strange]

You say that like it's a bad thing though

[xp_topaz]

Clearly you and I didn't watch the same show

[xp_echo]

We've been there already, it's where the Slenders live.

[xp_strange]

The good guys won in the end though and the bad guys lost. Isn't that what's the most important thing?

[xp_strange]

You guys make it sound like everything I do goes wrong. Give me some credit, it's only like 50%