I'll be here over this whole farce of a 'holiday' season. If any of you wish me a happy holidays, I will not be responsible for any bodily injuries you may suffer.
My mom (she died) was my actual bio-mom KINDA (I mean she borned me, but I might not be 100% hers genetically there's crazy science involved that I don't understand or want to know about exactly) but my dad's adopted me after they got married when I was like idk 3 months old or something
So the parent I got left isn't by blood, the by blood parent isn't 100% by blood (my grandparents DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BTW DO NOT SAY ANYTHING) but my dad's frekaing amazing
(no but you can rag on him hard for CHOOSING to move to New Jersey)(but he's gonna demand that you go get him a beer)(from the fridge not the store)
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As long as you're feeding me, I think I can withhold my generalised contempt for all of humanity for at least twenty four hours.
There were actual adults here once? I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
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So the parent I got left isn't by blood, the by blood parent isn't 100% by blood (my grandparents DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BTW DO NOT SAY ANYTHING) but my dad's frekaing amazing
(no but you can rag on him hard for CHOOSING to move to New Jersey)(but he's gonna demand that you go get him a beer)(from the fridge not the store)