I'll be here over this whole farce of a 'holiday' season. If any of you wish me a happy holidays, I will not be responsible for any bodily injuries you may suffer.
On the 25th ima be grilling with my dad, which if you are -not- a shit you are welcome to because he'll probably tell you all about some shit he helped build out your way (seriously do not like be all YOU at him if you tag along, it's been a rough couple of years and I'm adoptedish)
I will go get your good bad* chinese food the day after Christmas young angry teenager because once upon a time weird adults who were way too nice got me decent chinese food when I was stuck here instead of being home with my shitty chinese food on the day after christmas (my mom used to work doubles between xmas and nye for the overtime, so dad and I'd order shitty chinese food)
* okay so it's "bad" I mean it's unhealthy and totally americanized but it's quality and delicious
My mom (she died) was my actual bio-mom KINDA (I mean she borned me, but I might not be 100% hers genetically there's crazy science involved that I don't understand or want to know about exactly) but my dad's adopted me after they got married when I was like idk 3 months old or something
So the parent I got left isn't by blood, the by blood parent isn't 100% by blood (my grandparents DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BTW DO NOT SAY ANYTHING) but my dad's frekaing amazing
(no but you can rag on him hard for CHOOSING to move to New Jersey)(but he's gonna demand that you go get him a beer)(from the fridge not the store)
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(I've been to KK, and it's terrible)
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I need to catch up on Stranger Things.
(Only other choice was an hour 30 minutes away. You get what you get. It's Montana, not Hong Kong. )
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(seriously do not like be all YOU at him if you tag along, it's been a rough couple of years and I'm adoptedish)
I will go get your good bad* chinese food the day after Christmas young angry teenager because once upon a time weird adults who were way too nice got me decent chinese food when I was stuck here instead of being home with my shitty chinese food on the day after christmas
(my mom used to work doubles between xmas and nye for the overtime, so dad and I'd order shitty chinese food)
* okay so it's "bad" I mean it's unhealthy and totally americanized but it's quality and delicious
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As long as you're feeding me, I think I can withhold my generalised contempt for all of humanity for at least twenty four hours.
There were actual adults here once? I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
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So the parent I got left isn't by blood, the by blood parent isn't 100% by blood (my grandparents DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BTW DO NOT SAY ANYTHING) but my dad's frekaing amazing
(no but you can rag on him hard for CHOOSING to move to New Jersey)(but he's gonna demand that you go get him a beer)(from the fridge not the store)
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