Working Woman

You know, every so often I question my life choices of living such a long commute from my actual job and then I remember being closer would mean moving to the City.

One of my work friends is having a house warming next week and I'm pretty sure Rice Cooker has already been taken from their wish list.

When did I become the person looking at novelty towels? I may be wrong but chicken puns do not say 'badass mutant soldier' to me.