Never change, folks

I’ve been back a week and you’re still just as crazy as when I left. Also, Gabe? You’re off my ‘holiday I do not celebrate’ list given you still have not said hi.

Also on my shit list, my former roommate and Kyle. Also basically everyone ever but I was just writing a ‘people I think dont suck’ list.

QQ, you’re never getting off my shit list ever, so don’t worry. I’ll leave you the lump of coal just like always.