Who the hell knew?

Kyle's Dad was actually cool people, and pretty hilarious. How Kyle turned out so lame is anybodies guess. (Shut it, fox boy. You know I kid. )

Tell me there's some cool parties for New Years around this place. (And not the old folks home people, either. If I have to hang out with the adults I'm gonna have to slit my wrists in protest.)

I swear to God if Edgelord QQ is the best we get in this place party wise, then I weep for you all.